{"product_id":"12-months-of-ugly-medieval-cats","title":"12 Months of Ugly Medieval Cats","description":"\u003csection\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e12 Months. 12 Questionable Cats. One Very Strange Year.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNormal calendars tell you the date.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis one gives you a new medieval cat disaster every month.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by the wonderfully strange world of medieval manuscript art, the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUgly Medieval Cats 2027 Wall Calendar\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis filled with long faces, suspicious expressions, awkward proportions, royal cats, monks, fools, strange beasts—and far too much feline confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/2118\/9692\/files\/73f82fb4-9381-46aa-8740-0b51e607434d.jpg?v=1790059007\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDefinitely Not Your Average Cat Calendar\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForget perfectly posed kittens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese cats look like they were painted centuries ago by someone who had only heard rumors about what a cat was supposed to look like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExpect\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003elong faces, human-like expressions, awkward poses and gloriously questionable anatomy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeautifully strange. Proudly ridiculous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExactly the way medieval cats should be.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/2118\/9692\/files\/b5946d38-f530-4840-bfd3-55df050ef2a4.jpg?v=1790059007\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eA Different Medieval Disaster Every Month\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTurn the page and meet another wonderfully questionable character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne month you're being judged by a crowned cat. The next brings strange romance, suspicious monks, rabbit-riding fools, snail-mounted knights, bizarre dragons, stargazers, scribes, giant rats—and one Christmas dinner that has completely lost control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Royal Court\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA long-faced king who appears disappointed in everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Snail Knight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlow. Noble. Completely unnecessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Questionable Dragon Rider\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne strange cat. 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