{"product_id":"grumpy-ducks-club-desktop-attitude-buddies","title":"Grumpy Ducks Club — Desktop Attitude Buddies","description":"\u003ch4 class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eSmall size. Big attitude. Zero patience. – Your new emotional support squad for desks, dashboards, and bad days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"lazyloaded\" data-src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1662433943860\/normal-video-1_poster.png?w=480\u0026amp;h=480\u0026amp;_f=1\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1662433943860\/normal-video-1.gif?w=480\u0026amp;h=480\u0026amp;_f=1\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThis is not just a desk toy. It’s a tiny, yellow, judgmental companion that validates your mood — whether you’re grumpy, tired, done, or just over it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"lazyloaded\" data-src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1662433943860\/fTpd1CNK5.jpg?w=2048\u0026amp;h=2048\u0026amp;q=80\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1662433943860\/fTpd1CNK5.jpg?w=2048\u0026amp;h=2048\u0026amp;q=80\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePlace it on your office desk, car dashboard, bookshelf, or man cave — and let this hand-painted resin duck silently scream what you can’t say out loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"lazyloaded\" data-src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1662433943860\/imageName1778123229610.png?w=1122\u0026amp;h=1122\" alt=\"🦆 Grumpy Ducks Club — Desktop Attitude Buddies\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1662433943860\/imageName1778123229610.png?w=1122\u0026amp;h=1122\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eCrafted for Chaos (and Coffee Breaks)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eHigh-quality, durable resin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– won’t melt under pressure (or coffee spills)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eHand-painted details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e – textured, realistic, and delightfully imperfect\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eLightweight but emotionally heavy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e – because the attitude is real\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThis is not a mass‑produced, soulless figurine. It’s a tiny piece of rebellion for your everyday life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ds-scroll-area ds-scroll-area--show-on-focus-within _1210dd7 c03cafe9\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"ls-is-cached lazyloaded\" data-src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1662433943860\/fTpeDjPsP.jpg?w=1024\u0026amp;h=1024\" alt=\"🦆 Grumpy Ducks Club — Desktop Attitude Buddies\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1662433943860\/fTpeDjPsP.jpg?w=1024\u0026amp;h=1024\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\"\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThe Perfect Gift for the “Been There, Done That” Crowd\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eFor Him:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Retiring dad, veteran coworker, grumpy uncle\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eFor Her:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Sarcastic best friend, burnt-out boss lady, queen of side-eye\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eFor You:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Because you deserve a tiny, yellow, judgmental companion to validate your mood\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"ls-is-cached lazyloaded\" data-src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1662433943860\/941c33939e787f866e65928bcb7b658b-.png?w=1024\u0026amp;h=1024\u0026amp;q=80\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1662433943860\/941c33939e787f866e65928bcb7b658b-.png?w=1024\u0026amp;h=1024\u0026amp;q=80\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eProduct Measurements\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"default\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"default\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"default\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Resin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"default\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3.1*3.1*3.1 inches\/ 8*8*8 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003ePackage includes\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"default\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"default\"\u003e1*Grumpy Duck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"NULIXE","offers":[{"title":"Sarcastic Queen","offer_id":45891442999356,"sku":"NU26071670","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grumpy Old Man","offer_id":45891443032124,"sku":"NU26071671","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GO AWAY","offer_id":45891443064892,"sku":"NU26071672","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WORK IS BULLSHIT","offer_id":45891443097660,"sku":"NU26071673","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/2118\/9692\/files\/73b6c0b8-4492-4fd9-8a79-7ac214c26de7.jpg?v=1784181193","url":"https:\/\/nulixe.com\/products\/grumpy-ducks-club-desktop-attitude-buddies","provider":"NULIXE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}