{"product_id":"too-old-for-your-bullshit-print-casual-cap","title":"Too Old For Your BULLSHIT Print Casual Cap","description":"\u003ch4\u003eToo old. Enough said.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA black-and-burgundy patchwork cap with a message that leaves little to explain. Distressed seams, pale lettering and a side skull give the familiar baseball shape its character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/2118\/9692\/files\/40_79721fe4-075e-40b7-858c-08bf6f37c366.png?v=1793094519\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eA bold front. A dry sense of humor.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eToo Old For Your flows across the upper front in decorative lettering. BULLSHIT sits beneath it in large block letters, spanning the black and burgundy panels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe light-colored wording stands out against the dark fabric. On the side, a pale skull adds another graphic detail without crowding the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA contrasting front\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and deep red panels frame the wording.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLettering with variety\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDecorative script meets large, bold serif letters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA skull at the side\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA separate side graphic adds detail from another angle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eCharacter in the seams.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRough edges follow the patchwork panels. A burgundy strip runs along one side of the dark brim, joined by contrasting stitch marks, while frayed threads finish the front edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA deliberately weathered look\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFaded tones and exposed threads create the distressed finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetail around the curve\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrim stitching and the red edge strip continue the patchwork theme.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eSimple outfit. Plenty of personality.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it with a plain tee, casual denim or a dark jacket. Neutral layers let the red-and-black panels and outspoken lettering take the lead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/2118\/9692\/files\/41_dde80bda-6635-4183-955e-8d50028d1534.png?v=1793094578\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eA familiar shape. An individual finish.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA covered top button, eyelets and a curved visor keep the classic baseball-cap silhouette. The asymmetric panel colors and side skull make this version distinctive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark patchwork palette\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and burgundy work together across the crown and brim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA visible side detail\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe skull graphic sits apart from the front slogan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDistressed finishing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrayed seams and edges are part of the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eMeasure first. Find your fit.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrap a soft tape around your head where the cap will sit. Keep it level and comfortably snug, then compare with the guide below.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/2118\/9692\/files\/4bd58cb4-81ff-40da-80bb-9996546163e8_d9a81a04-55d0-44cc-a306-c1a34329658e.jpg?v=1793094518\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThe details.\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003eAll together.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct:\u003c\/strong\u003e Too Old For Your BULLSHIT Print Casual Cap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFeatured colors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black and burgundy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront wording:\u003c\/strong\u003e Too Old For Your \/ BULLSHIT\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSide design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pale skull graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish: \u003c\/strong\u003eDistressed patchwork with frayed seams and edges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSilhouette:\u003c\/strong\u003e Paneled crown and curved visor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Head circumference 55–60 cm; brim length 7 cm; cap height 11.5 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWear the character. Keep it your way.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDark patchwork, frayed detail and a message with a dry sense of humor. Give your everyday outfit a finishing touch with personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"NULIXE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67848951005244,"sku":"NU26102714","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/2118\/9692\/files\/40_79721fe4-075e-40b7-858c-08bf6f37c366.png?v=1793094519","url":"https:\/\/nulixe.com\/products\/too-old-for-your-bullshit-print-casual-cap","provider":"NULIXE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}